Ladies, ladies, ladies, who wants to … give me a ride to work?
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I had way too many Saki bombs at that business meeting today.
Sweet shades, sweet pole licking … solid dumpster fires.
Look, with a vehicle this sweet … I’d be washing it in the rain too. Oh no wait … no I wouldn’t.
I don’t know what the benefits of standing on this ball are … but it can’t be worth looking like a friggin’ dumpster fire.
With knee pads like that no wonder this dude is taking balls to the face.
This is what happens when I challenge a guy to a drinking contest … I lose …
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